PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Randomize
