Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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