Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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