I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
