I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think I am morally bankrupt
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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