Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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