he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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