sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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