I hate your face
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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