Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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