Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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