Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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