I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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