My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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