Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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