you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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