Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
this will be a night to untag.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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