we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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