I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
