Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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