Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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