We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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