If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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