He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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