there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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