so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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