I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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