How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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