4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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