dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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