why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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