She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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