Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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