There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
