I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
