My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
The feeling are messing with the penis
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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