we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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