If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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