I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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