I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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