am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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