they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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