I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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