I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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