My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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