so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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