Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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