Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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