Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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