How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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