I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
