just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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